他们说,有女人的地方就有战场,不低调只有死路一条; 他们说,做女人,要么忍,要么残忍,看不见的敌人才是最可怕的对手。 美女=花瓶=狐狸精?穿着暴露就是勾引,长相漂亮就是祸水,美女升职加薪都被说成潜规则!职场“狐狸精”孙小美,竟因美貌而被当做了“女人公敌”! 职场如宫斗,孙小美面临着接二连三的重重关卡,名誉危机、事业陷阱……如何才能打败不怀好意,重重设陷的“四大妖精”?怎样才能征服来势汹汹,身份特殊的“虎豹姐妹团”?职场“狐狸精”开始反击——用行动为自己正声,即使遍体鳞伤,也要活得漂亮!
在帮派纷争中销声匿迹的龙头阿暿,隐姓埋名成为惩治恶势力的孤侠浪客,她封锁自己内心变得独来独往,以战马与酒壶为伴,武得霍氏醉拳,成为武林神话。行事残暴的军阀刘大帅与黑虎山山匪霄霸天勾结,成立压榨百姓的“茶厂”,使得百姓们陷入水深火热中。阿暿一面反抗罪恶势力,一面攻克自己的心魔,最终凝聚人心将恶势力销毁,救赎处在水深火热中的流民百姓。
From the Louis Hemon novel "M. Ripois and His Nemesis" about Andre Ripois, a philanderer in pursuit of love and riches from Paris to London. Andre is breaking up with his wife, Catherine, over his attentions to her best friend Patricia. While Catherine is out arranging the divorce, Andre, just to keep in practice, hits on the girl upstairs, Diana and then turns his attention back to Patricia, who he tricks into having dinner at his flat on the pretext that Catherine will be there. When he cannot make any progress with her via his usual tactics, he tries to arouse her pity be telling her of his past. In his early, impoverished days in London, he made love to his boss Anne but her dreadful cooking drove him away. Next came Norah who he picked up on a bus and took to his flat and told her about his make-believe inheritance, but she insisted on marriage first, which was not in his plans. Marcelle, a French woman living in Soho, put him on his feet with money, and he repaid her by stealing fifty pounds and running off. He met the wealthy Catherine at his flat where she came to be tutored in French lessons, and ended up marrying him. But, even at his wedding, he had eyes only for Patricia and, he tells her she is his one true love.
七年前唐大兴(孙红雷 饰)因故意伤害罪入狱服刑,如今刑满释放,回到北京的他对城市的变化之大感惊讶,就连女友小慧(宁静 饰)迎接他的方式都让他惶惑。回家后先须到当地派出所报道,陆麒麟(赵宝刚 饰)所长要求他每周来一次所里“交流思想”。但接下来大兴遇到了更大的困难:找工作。如今连大学生就业都成问题,更何况他一个劳改释放犯。在一次同学聚会上,小慧碰上了暴发户刘毅,他早对美貌的小慧有意思,聚会只是借口罢了。正当大兴为找工作挠头时,过去的哥们胖子带着朋友大头主动找到他,协商抢劫处处烧包的刘毅,当他得知刘毅对小慧别有用心后,断然决定参与抢劫......
一个古老文明与未来科技共存的葫芦小岛。 一条遇难的呆萌小人鱼咕噜被人类男孩鱼丸救起,于是开始了他们命运交织、奇趣纷呈的生活。 一场充满惊险、奇幻又欢乐的旅程即将开始,小美人鱼能否逃出道道陷阱?鱼丸如何保护来自海洋的耍宝精灵?
本喜劇片為徐蝦導演。董驃、錢小豪及蔣金在片中飾三個職業扒手,一向合作無間,惟董一次意外失手被補下獄;錢及蔣在外,到處碰釘,好不容易等到董出獄,忙迎接,準備重出江湖,大幹一番。董曾對女兒佯稱赴南洋營商,乃喬裝南洋闊客返家,因扮相古怪,惹途人圍觀,三人技癢難當,左穿右插,大施空空妙手;羅莽飾的保安隊長,見三人奇裝異服,招引群眾,嚴詞詰問,董閱歷豐富,指東說西,自詡身份特殊,使羅躬身謝罪……
青年警官尼克·克鲁兹(瑞安·雷诺兹 Ryan Reynolds 饰)思索再三,不愿和搭档巴比·海耶斯(凯文·贝肯 Kevin Bacon 饰)私吞毒贩的赃物黄金,结果在一次行动中被对方趁乱杀害。死后的尼克来到另一个世界,并受雇于冥界警局(R.I.P.D),其主要任务就是 追捕那些不愿接受死后审判而依靠伪装盘桓人间的死鬼。他的搭档是死于19世纪末的老头罗伊·鲍威尔(杰夫·布里吉斯 Jeff Bridges 饰)。罗伊作风粗犷,特立独行,这两个性格与风格上有着巨大差异的搭档跌跌撞撞展开行动。尼克在行动中发现死鬼们和海耶斯有着千丝万缕的关系,而在种种谜团背后隐藏着攸关世界命运的大阴谋。 时间紧迫,尼克和罗伊必须尽最大可能阻止那个通天阴谋……
影片讲述了发生在贵州省姑鲁产蛋崖的爱情故事,姑鲁为地名。 万欣(谭皓 饰)是省城一个成功人士,有着一半的水族血统,他随着旅游团到了水寨后,遇上了他喜欢的水族妹子水秀(王若涵 饰),水秀是水寨回乡创业的大学生,组织留守妇女开发马尾绣,将马尾绣推出寨门,发展家乡经济。万欣的到来,给水秀开发水家非物质文化遗产:马尾绣、水家九仟酒、水家歌舞水族印象等都带来了很大的帮助,使水秀由衷的佩服,于是两人相恋,但由于传统观念,他们发生了一系列的误会,造成了水秀当众向石神发誓,除非石崖下蛋才嫁给万欣。万欣言不放弃感动了石神,石崖产蛋,万欣和水秀终成眷属。
戴文豪经营着一家皮革公司,每年,他都要前往日本北海道,美其名曰考察分公司的经营状况,实际上不过就是去泡妞。这一次,他将自己觊觎已久的女会计麦琪带在身边,希望能够伺机占有她。让戴文豪没有想到的是,这边厢他准备向麦琪伸出“魔爪”,那边厢半路杀出了个凶悍老婆。 三寸丁年岁渐长却依然是处子之身,这一次他千里迢迢赶赴北海道,是下定了决心,要尝一尝女人的滋味,然而,不断出现的波折与意外让他和自己最初的“梦想”渐行渐远。钟国昌是一位专栏作家,他决定将戴文豪的风流韵事作为写作题材,没想到,不仅文章没有写成,自己还遇到了大麻烦。
Marco (Flavio Parenti) is a 35 year-old ex-chef who has given up his career and any sense of hope to return to Udine in Northern Italy to nurse his ailing father. Even when offered a job at a restaurant in Melbourne, he declines using his father as the excuse. When tragedy strikes, the only glimmer of joy arrives in the form of Olivia (Maeve Dermody), a spirited Australian chasing her dream of working in design while on a family mission in Udine. Against the stunning vineyards, rugged mountains and blue Adriatic of Friuli-Venezia Giulia, these two very different people find themselves at a crossroads that will change their lives forever.
茱莉亚(Cathleen Nesbitt 饰)年事已高,家财万贯,可是没有子嗣,也就没有名正言顺的继承者,为此,她找到了女巫师布兰奇(芭芭拉·哈里斯 Barbara Harris 饰)。茱莉亚告诉布兰奇,她的妹妹曾有一个私生子,被她送给别人抚养,如今,她想找到这个可怜的孩子,让他继承家产。 就这样,布兰奇和情人乔治(布鲁斯·邓恩 Bruce Dern 饰)一起展开了调查,得知领养茱莉亚外甥的那个家庭全员葬身于大火之中,而放火的不是别人,正是他们想要找的那个人——爱德华(威廉姆·德瓦内 William Devane 饰)。如今的爱德华改名换姓,成为了一位珠宝商,狡猾的他害怕当年的罪行曝光,于是雇佣了当年帮他脱罪的马罗尼(艾德·劳特 Ed Lauter 饰),让他将布兰奇一行人杀死。
一个名叫Stella的年轻女子被*迫在“自我”的吸血鬼Edward和“好色”的狼人Jacob间选择。哪个男孩能满足Stella更亲密的需求得到演出。期盼大量的笑话,不适合年轻的Taylor Lautner影迷。 A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga. Raunchy hilarity ensues when Bella's life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of bloodsucking newborns, and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save Bella's life. The love triangle of mortals, vampires and werewolves must be cast aside when the beloved Bella is in danger. Again. This time a gang of bloodsucking newborns threatens her life, and the two loves of her life are forced to put their differences aside to save her. Again. From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga”: “New Moon” and “Eclipse”. Raunchy hilarity ensures when Bella’s life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of blood sucking newborns and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save her life ?From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga"
独自抚养儿子长大的马林生(冯小刚 饰)是某机关的工会主席,他装腔作势,自命清高,在家中也趾高气扬,他在儿子马车面前摆足了父亲的谱儿。但是这一切除了让他自我感觉良好外,没有起到任何实质作用。令行禁止的家教无法让儿子臣服,马车始终与之背道而驰。在学校里,他顶撞老师,挤兑同学,三番五次被请家长,马林生因此生头疼不已。在一次失败的暴力家教过后,他想尽办法和儿子搞好关系,然而他也痛苦地认识到:父子之间的鸿沟越来越深…… 本片由王朔根据自己早年小说《我是你爸爸》改编,并荣获2000年瑞士洛迦诺国际电影节最佳影片奖、青年评委会奖、堂吉诃德奖特别提及。